UNBELIEVABLE! Obama Bows to First-Grader!

February 2, 2010
By Snarky Basterd

Let’s see if this one gets spread around the innerwebz as fact. Gotcha! I’m just playing off of JammieWearingFool’s goof on Zero’s Bowful first year, after we set the innerwebz on fire 10 days ago with some other strikingly hilarious photos of The One.

My advice to the Shomburg Center, however, is rather than displaying a large photo exhibit commemorating Dear Leader’s first year in office, I suggest they focus their display on the most telling photage available, and call it The Year of the Bow…

Clearly a customary hand shake.

Why, yes, Mr. Emperor, I do admire your shoes.

All Hail the Great Mayor of Tampa!

You are the most revered phone booth, eva. (Via S.Weasel)

What a retard. He bows to Saudi princes and Japanese emperors and Tampa mayors but NOT to Catholic popes, while ignoring the Dalai Lama. I assume, then, he reveres only government figures.

No wonder he hasn’t chosen a District of Criminals church yet; he thinks he lives in one.

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17 Responses to “ UNBELIEVABLE! Obama Bows to First-Grader! ”

  1. Amusing Bunni on February 2, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    He’d bow to a ham sandwich, he is the Worst. Bum. Ever!
    Nice collection of photos, and that kid did rub his nappy yappy head for luck
    (it will be BAD luck).

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    • admin SB on February 2, 2010 at 9:47 pm

      I’m pretty sure the kid was checking for cracks.

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      • Angie on February 2, 2010 at 10:26 pm

        Cracks, hell. More like fissures the size of fault lines in California…

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  2. Cappy on February 2, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    I hear he bows to most stop signs also.

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    • admin SB on February 2, 2010 at 9:49 pm

      And ants.

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  3. silverfiddle on February 2, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    I think the Japanese emperor was checking him for head lice.

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    • Amusing Bunni on February 2, 2010 at 9:43 pm

      Since he’s such a huge parasite, it would be fitting he’s a host for them!

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  4. Nickie Goomba on February 2, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    And then he gave the kid his lunch money.

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  5. admin SB on February 2, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    Actually, I think he probably shook the kid down for HIS lunch money.

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  6. Ex-parrot on February 2, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    Ok, best joke I’ve heard all week.

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  7. uberVU - social comments on February 2, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by Feed_Your_ADHD: New post: Obama Bows to First-Grader! (it’s for a Harlem photo display, but, still … dude!) http://tinyurl.com/ye9holr...

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  8. Opus #6 on February 3, 2010 at 1:00 am

    Oh Bow Ma strikes again.

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  9. Chicago Ray on February 3, 2010 at 5:47 am

    He is a bowing fool.

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  10. Teresa Rice on February 3, 2010 at 9:35 am

    The bowing baffoon hasn’t got a clue about etiquette. He is one narcissistic bastage that lives within his own little world and even idolizes himself. And, since he idolizes himself, he hasn’t picked a Church yet– no need to, to him.

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    • admin SB on February 3, 2010 at 9:43 am

      He’s the Narcissist in Chief.

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  11. MK on February 4, 2010 at 5:33 am

    He certainly is a douchebag snarky.

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  12. Woodsterman on February 4, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    I feel left out … he has yet to bow to me.

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