REPOST: Obama Flu Pandemic Continues to Spread
World Health Organization (WHO) officials were ready today to declare an international pandemic disaster, as a new strain of flu continued to sweep the world.
Called Obama flu, the virus – in all cases – is fatal. So far, the illness has already infected 62 million Americans, all now having become the walking undead. Symptoms include delusional exchange of freedom for comfort, theft from the rich to entitle the poor, eco-madness (a related condition in which the power of Mother Earth sucks all brain matter from the affected), worship of the death culture of abortion, and low-flying of 747s over Manhattan in broad daylight.
Cases of Obama flu have been reported in every nation on earth, except for Iran, where leaders are in denial that the flu even exists.
The virus is said to have mutated from the H1N1 strain that causes swine flu. Eating pork does not cause the disease. However, officials from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have confirmed that eating tofu, sushi, and Vegan menu items can transmit the disease to humans. Infection also occurs from inhaling the stench of those suffering from Obama flu.
“This is an unprecedented disaster,” said Margaret Chan, director-general of the WHO. “The virus first infects the brain, removing all capability for rational thought. Once infection sets in, there is no cure, no antidote, and no hope for anyone with the disease.”
The only protection against the virus is to avoid breathing, but that may be only a temporary defense. A bill introduced today by Zombiecrats in the U.S. Congress would abolish all breathing, in an effort to affect complete infection among all 300 million Americans. Other nations worldwide were said to be considering adopting similar laws.
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Bows to Saudi princes and Japanese emperors and Tampa mayors but NOT to Catholic popes, while ignoring the Dalai Lama. I assume, then, he reveres only government figures. No wonder he hasn't chosen a District of Criminals church yet; he thinks he lives in one.
Get yours 
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Now THIS is one virus we need to stop! Aren't the first symptoms joining ACORN and wearing Birkenstocks? I think from there it progresses to a craving for a Starbucks double-skinny mocha latte and ends with sitting around a campfire singing "Kumbaya." This is scary stuff!
Ah, you survived the trek–apparently without infection. Too bad the Germans can't say the same. See my post for how the plague has manifested itself across the pond.
Heheh
I have a strange irritating rash that's really chafing my butt. Might that be a symptom of Obama flu?
Nickie: No, hon. That's a symptom of Hillary Herpes.
Check this one out, Dr. Dave -it's 1976 all over again!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1206807/Swine-flu-jab-link-killer-nerve-disease-Leaked-letter-reveals-concern-neurologists-25-deaths-America.html
I heard it's also spread by hopium smokers sharing contaminated hookas.
Please….Please people let's not panic…We all breathe to much anyway…