Obamaflections
When you think about it, there are some similarities between Tiger Woods and Obama. They both have (had) public reputations based on lies. Tiger was the quiet, wholesome, family man and Obama even admits in His books how He put on a non-threatening persona for white people… Tiger’s reputation went away in a week and he actually had something to back it up. Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm mmm mmm) is an empty suit and His reputation can vanish in a heartbeat.
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I fell pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.
UPDATE: I’d give myself a “good solid B-plus” grade for this year, wouldn’t you? H/T Mrs. Snarky Basterd
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Bows to Saudi princes and Japanese emperors and Tampa mayors but NOT to Catholic popes, while ignoring the Dalai Lama. I assume, then, he reveres only government figures. No wonder he hasn't chosen a District of Criminals church yet; he thinks he lives in one.
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Your artwork is superb, and your satire is biting…too bad you use it for mental terrorism against Barrack Obama, their dog, and all the good people at SEIU. I feel violated.
It’s okay, Candle. Need some tissue?
Snarky, you don’t use tissue when you’re violated, you use the morning after pill.
Jamie, Great work as usual.
“Mental terrorism?” What the hell is that?
Typical liberal ate up with self-delusional dumbass.
She probably also blathers on about rightwingchristianterrorists while apologizing for the muslims and blaming their foaming, deadly hatred on Bushitler and big Dick Cheney…
She probably thinks California’s problems were caused by Prop 13 and that evil Ronald Reagan, and that Michigan’s problem is not enough unions…
I went to her site and she mentioned drinking absinthe. I think that explains it…
Dude! Gotcha! Too funny.
funny stuff this morning.Hard to believe these people are still drinking the kool-aide.They can’t see the forest for the tress.
You’re kidding right? When I read the “Candle” post the other day I thought it was a parody… I figured it was Snarky’s alter ego… Are you sure you’re not putting me on? No one over 18 and with the slightest responsibility in life could say crap like that. I don’t recall going after the dog yet… good idea though. As for SEIU, it’s an organized crime activity masquerading as a communist, one-worlder organization. Or maybe it’s the other way around…? With my background, I like to think I have some idea of terrorism, mental or otherwise, and my stuff ain’t it…
If it really is a parody, you got me.
Candle got you too!
Snark, The Norman Rockwell paintings truly reflect the romanticism of an era gone by and one that is driving me insane. Luckily my happy pills will see me through.
As they said in grade school when you showed up with gum… did you bring enough for everyone?
His aggorance never stops, B+, and maybe A- if health care passes. Damn I never got to grade myself, ahhhhh—-maybe thats why we can’t see his school transcripts, now what do you think his grades were when someone else got to give the grade.
I think he misgraded himself. I’d give him a A+ for being a commie thieving bastard.
Very Accurate Snarky. Very accurate.
PS – Quit talking about how Michelle is an angry, socially challenged, fashion disaster, racist, America hating affirmative action millionaire with 5,000 fucking dollar tennis shoes.
You think she gives a fuck about anyone? How many meals would just that 5 grand have bought for people.
lolz..what does the “B” stand for anyhoo? grins*
To Woodsterman: I feel VIOLATED by Obama and I got the sore butt to prove it, what do I use? I tried Preparation H, but it ain’t working.
Hey, I hear that Obama and Michelle have an “on again – off again” relationship. Every time she gets on, he tells her to get off.
Wow, these are so spot on, and wonderful pics, Jamie. I was thinking the same thing when I read stories comparing barry and cheeta…I thought, at least Tiger has some skills and earned him money and built a career on applying himself and being excellent at what he does. WTF has barry ever done?
Nuf said!
I just LUV this pics….you are a treasure to Dave’s Blog! I don’t know how you keep topping yourself, but you do!
This has absolutely nothing to do with their both being sort-of black. (I felt it needed to be said.)
Also: Love the homage to Rockwell; however, there’s no way that’s a black dude’s butt, not even Colin Powell’s.
How do you get your photojournalists inside to get these great shots? Amazing.
You just KNOW B.O. keeps scrapbooks with all these photos in them.
After all, bad publicity is still publicity.
No one loves him more than…well, him.
I have no doubt; he is the Narcissist in Chief, after all.