Kill All The Lawyers, Part II
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Once again, I’m friggin’ Nostradamus here.
I said a while back, the first thing we need to do to fix the health care system is … kill all the lawyers, institute tort reform, and open the insurance borders.
Apparently — DOH! — voters also think tort reform is a much smarter approach to tweaking the health care system than stuffing the whole damned thing down some fissure to hell so that we all burn in eternal misery.
And I quote:
“Fifty-seven percent (57%) of voters nationwide favor limiting the amount of money a jury can award a plaintiff in a medical malpractice lawsuit. The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that only 29% disagree and 14% are not sure.
“Forty-seven percent (47%) believe that restricting jury awards for medical malpractice lawsuits will significantly reduce the cost of health care in the United States. Twenty-eight percent (28%) disagree, and 25% are not sure.”
It doesn’t take a fucking genius to figure this out … so … if the American people can, why the hell can’t the Zombiecrats?
I’m guessing it’s just that they have too much shit where their brains should be.
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Bows to Saudi princes and Japanese emperors and Tampa mayors but NOT to Catholic popes, while ignoring the Dalai Lama. I assume, then, he reveres only government figures. No wonder he hasn't chosen a District of Criminals church yet; he thinks he lives in one.
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Why don’t we just get the lawyers together with some telemarketers and put them together for a steel cage death match? Everyone’s a winner!
We could charge admission, print T-shirts and bumper stickers, and have special cups made that said: “I saw the last lawyer and telemarketer die.”
It would be awesome.
Yes! Raffle off tickets for the chance to get in the cage and beat a t-marketer with a cue stick. Pay off national debt with raffle profits!
Put it on pay per view at $100 a pop. People will pay for it. Raffle off special promotional parties, where folks can win a big screen and all sorts of HD goodies. Get Ann Coulter to be a guest at the winner’s home.
Did I mention the special edition DVD’s and video games?
We’ll have to have some other prize for the people of Cauli-for-nia, since big screen TVs are against the law their now.
Maybe a spotted owl?
HC costs would drop because malpractice insurance premiums would drop. Doctors could afford to practice in every state, not just the ones with the lowest insurance rates. Like you say, it doesn’t take a fucking genius to figure this out.
So that must not be their goal.
Q: What do you call 1,000 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Aye, a great start!
tort reform and enforcing the regulations already there.
yep kill ‘em all. i’ve got my own brand of justice just in case it’s ever needed.
You are a prophet, Dr. Dave!
I’d pay to see a death match. Not my lawyer though,
I’m going to be needing her soon (inside joke) hee hee hee.
We’ll spare her, but you’d better share her when she’s needed.
You know I will, Buddy! She’s the best…If I gave you her name and you did a search, well lets just say when the fucktards find out….if they “bring it”, they’d be
pooping their pants like obummer searching for IED’s in pock eee stan!
You got this one entirely correct. Lawyers have a way of complicating the obvious and the secret codes they use can only be understood by one of the club. Lawyers dominate the congress and are therefore the dominate problem and like you say “better off dead” of something like that.
Lawyers only try to complicate the obvious and in short always gum up the works. Too many in the halls of congress writing in codes no one can understand, not that they want their schemes to be exposed.
Sounds like the GOP plan. If there weren’t a complete press boycott on all Republicans (unless they do something stupid) maybe the public would see that they actually do have ideas.
The answers that offer the best outcome are almost always ignored by the left. Perhaps if you framed it as being worse for healthcare it might fool them into supporting it.