How Pittsburgh Steelers Fans Teach Religion

October 16, 2009

By admin SB

Email today from my favorite homeschool mom, Mrs. ADHD:

We’ve been reviewing the 10 Commandments and were on “Thou shall not kill.” Thing 1 explained what the commandment means and added that we are not to hate people, but we may hate their actions. He paused, thinking about what he had just said, then asked, “Does this mean we’re not allowed to hate the Cleveland Browns?”

Response from Mr. ADHD:

Tell him God gives us a pass on that one because God hates the Cleveland Browns too.

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blackandgoldfan on October 16, 2009 at 11:57 am

We have a saying among my friends — Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl = taking a shit

I'm sure St. Myron approved of your answer. I know I do!

Amen and pass the plate, brotha!!!

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Bungalow Bill on October 16, 2009 at 12:18 pm

That sent me back to Full Metal Jacket and his religious lesson about why God loves Marines.

WomanHonorThyself on October 16, 2009 at 2:01 pm

lmboooooooo..Have a super weekend my friend!!:)

cbullitt on October 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm

You can take the boy out of the Burgh, but…

MK on October 16, 2009 at 5:14 pm

It's actually, thou shall not murder, not 'kill'. No idea who the Browns are, but with a name like that, it's hard to like them.

Dr. Dave on October 16, 2009 at 5:20 pm

It's a Catholic thing, MK…

Courtney on October 16, 2009 at 5:26 pm

LOL Yes, God does hate the Browns. Go Steelers!!

blackandgoldfan on October 16, 2009 at 6:10 pm

MK: The Browns are the worst American football team to ever play the game. The Steelers and the Browns have a rivalry that goes back at least 35 years.

the Liberty Pen on October 16, 2009 at 6:23 pm

I'm a Bengals fan so I think God hates us too, after all, we have Ochocinco.

TexasFred on October 16, 2009 at 7:06 pm

Sounds like the home schooling MY kids fot too…

They were taught that F*ckingRedskins is ALL ONE WORD!

Matt on October 16, 2009 at 8:43 pm

Yoy and double yoy!

When the Browns were "gone" (between the move to Baltimore and the new team being formed), it seemed that we stiller fans missed them more than the folks in Cleveland. It was more than just looking forward to two "easy" wins a year. We MISSED hating them!