Global Warming Been Berry Berry Good to Me
What is Al Whore thankful for this Thanksgiving?
He’s thankful for making out like a bandit, a big fat piggy bandit, on the back of an unholy cabal of fabrications and snake oil huckstering and fake data.
His take, all told?
An apparent god-like influence with a distracted pResident who obviously doesn’t know that the “theory” of Global Warming died this week. (Unlike the last time Obama went to Copenhagen, the pResident plans to come back with something … that’s not good for anyone, except Al.) Ownership of carbon credits for the entire galaxy, including his home planet, Youranus. His own personal innertubz, with which he downloads pirated porn and music. The right to turn on Tipper’s electric vibrator and leave it on for all eternity while jetting around the country on his own methane fuel. A pretty friggin’ convenient lie. And an amazing technicolor dreammask … of Jabba the Hutt.
P.S. It seems I failed to consult a God/King. How craven of me.
P.P.S. Via cbullit: Gore flees protesters at book signing.
Via Moonbattery
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Bows to Saudi princes and Japanese emperors and Tampa mayors but NOT to Catholic popes, while ignoring the Dalai Lama. I assume, then, he reveres only government figures. No wonder he hasn't chosen a District of Criminals church yet; he thinks he lives in one.
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Tipper should really be using one of the new, magma-powered vibrators…this is a disgrace.
How does Tipper live with this fraud of a man?
How shameful that once the lie is discovered, the liar sticks to it. Pathetic!
Hope you save some of that money, Fat Al. It’s gonna be a short ride!
Al Whore… somehow, that fits.
I love that flier.
The e-mail denoument means nothing. Liberals are impervious to facts and reality. Just look at California
I hope the hacker’s “gift” to us is used wisely and to the fullest extent to take down this evil man and his ilk. The lies that have been told and the fear that has been propagated by Algore is despicable and he should be prosecuted, along with the scientists that helped him.
Terrific post Snarkey! I hope you and your family have a Happy Thanksgiving.
Hell, he can’t help it, he’s just a chip off the old block. I remember his daddy another jerkoff!
These jerks will stick with their lies until their butts are locked in jail providing nightly entertainment to their new BFF’s. Great Funny post and Pic, Dave!
A lot of prosecutions will have to wait until the balance of congress shifts after the next election. Until then they will hear no evil, see no evil and say no evil. Unless it is against conservatives.
I got nothing witty just swinging by to say that I wish my tryptophan nap would speed away these next four years and that I would wake up to conservative bliss
HappyThanksgivingDay!!
oish GORE!!!..Oh gosh I’m stuffed!..lol..HAPPIEST THANKSGIVING DEAR FRIEND!!:)
Hmmm, I’m a bit harrumphed, Doc. A story (the CRU data) I’ve been on for a week, and not one of those links is to me? Very well, then. Here’s another one:
http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2009/11/26/wow-man-made-warming-really-is-global-kiwis-dope-the-data/
You are absolved, my son.
Is it merely a coincidence that the shape of the label on Prof. Al’s bottle of magic closely mirrors that of a Heinz ketchup?
Where’s “Lurch” Kerry at on this issue, anyway?
i love that pic at the same time i hate to even look at his face.
oh and tipper is still on my list for what she did to us young’ns in the eighty’s.
The global warming cargo cult is coming unglued quicker than the excuses of a preganant nun.
Expect much wailing, gnashing of teeth and hate-filled attacks on the ‘deniers’ that have been right about climate chgange all along. The alarmists aren’t going to go down quietly. Which should make the next few months completely awesome.
Get your popcorn, folks. The show is only just starting.
Good one Snarky !
Great post, SB, this is the beginning of the end for the false religion of climate change. I really hope those 30,000 scientists manage to get the lying fuck into an open court so that there is a real public debate. Let’s face it, Whore wouldn’t be able to answer one single probing question and would be baffled by the real science into disappearing up his own arsehole! AND, of course, for justice to be done, he needs to end up in a cell along with Big Bubba, a huge giant of a man with an insatiable sexual appetite who will also be disappearing up Gore’s arsehole at every given opportunity – ouch!! I hope they don’t have KY in prisons!!!
Great to hear some people are awake and sticking it to fat al, he sure has a lot to answer for.
People should click on the thumbs up in comments here; we should all develop good habits.
I think people are underestimating the forces of the cultural marxists. They don’t care about the truth. That’s why Major Hasan was able to kill 14 people including an unborn child, and the military says that it was worth it, as long as we don’t change ‘diversity in the military’.
So the same thing will go with this; there will be some type of wackadoo explanation, and all those green jobs – that cost 3 jobs in the private sector – will continue to be sought after – and Universities will continue pushing how important the ‘environment’ is.
I mean…they shut water off to farms in California because of the environment…which had people going to food banks.
It’s utter insanity – and normal people see it, but it’s the inmates who are running the asylum now.