Don’t Let the Door Hit Your Ass on the Way Out
Japanese IOC official: “So sorry, Mr. President. Chicago izzz no go.”
Barack Obama (breaking into plastic smile): “That’s okay. Coming here kept me from doing any real work. That whole decision about whether to unleash a surge on Afghanistan or run away with our tail between our legs is going to take weeks, and I needed a long date night … on my subjects’ dime.”
Mobama: “Speaking of tail, how do you like my new dress?”
Silence ensues … but Obama’s plastic smile never wavers.
UPDATE: Sir Mix A Lot makes a visit down in comment number 15, for those interested in some ’80s nostalgia. You know what I mean….
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Bows to Saudi princes and Japanese emperors and Tampa mayors but NOT to Catholic popes, while ignoring the Dalai Lama. I assume, then, he reveres only government figures. No wonder he hasn't chosen a District of Criminals church yet; he thinks he lives in one.
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So much for Chmn Charisma-in-Chief…
Dr. Dave, did you p-shop Michelle's azz, or is she hiding a couple obese people under her skirt? Yoish!
@LanSr…His so-called powers of persuasion fail once again.
@innominatus… Nope…maybe Yahoo! did.
I think it's the combination of the wide angle shot and her ass being in exactly the wrong … er, right … spot at the right moment.
Awww, poor Daley—all that money, lost opportunities for graft, all gone to Rio!
Awww…
(Can you see my grin?)
can that actually fit through the door?
"don't go away mad, just go away"
FAIL!
"Yes we can"?
No, you can't.
I would make a comment but I'm afraid upon looking at the pic my eyes burnt out of their sockets!!! EeeeGadZooks… she looks like a bottom heavy bowling pin!!!!
Did anyone happen to see the awful blue and white dress yesterday??? She looked like a pathetic blow up doll!!!
Japanese IOC official: "Dis is da firsh time I evah touch a darkie, you feel velly strange with wet palm, and where did you get the *Wookie*? I rike sat Ghetto booty!"
Oh wow. MO has that duck butt thing going. Must be the yellow. Another hint:
Purple = Easter egg.
Dat's a big yellow duck's butt!
Man, I can't believe the size of the ass on that woman! Looks like she is wearing about ten or eleven pairs of "Depends" at one time.
I am just thinking of poor poor Valerie Jarreet, and all of thos lost land deals. Seeing how she can no longer turn her once slum lord apartments into high rises for the Olympic games now.
Yeah, Val, that just gotta stink.
Oh, and there is also the fact that Obama shine has lost it luster with the Euro-pinons
You are so sensitive, Dr. Dave. You always have just the right words…
Think of the poor children too fat and too stupid to ride a bike…
As well as having a big tail Michelle know how to spin one. Telling the IOC how she set on her grandfathers lap and watched the Games many years ago, forgetting she was in her third year of college at the time of those particular games. Oh well, she did make that great sacfifice for us by fly to wonderful Copenhagen and eating those fine Danish pastries.
Daley and his mob are crying tonight wondering what scheme they can next come up with to line their pockets.
This is totally tasteless, but this post absolutely deserves some Sir Mix a Lot.
@Crucis, @Ron…Daley and his whole fucking crew can go feed on themselves for a change, as far as I'm concerned.
@labcat…It would be a terrifying site for sure.
@BRTR…He should either grow some brains or hire new advisers, because this whole thing was fraught with failure, particularly with our pressing problems in Iran and Ashcanistan.
@HoosierArmyMom…I'm still trying to recover from the duck dress; don't ask me to check her out as a blow up doll.
@Fred…I knew somebody would go there. I sort of like the comment I found over at Jihad Gene's Facebook page today. And I paraphrase: What's the difference between a catfish and Obama. One of them is a scum-sucking bottom dweller, the other is a fish.
@Elektracutie…WELCOME…I'm seriously going to avoid visuals come Easter now. Thanks for the warning.
@Red…you and Elektracutie were on the same page today.
@Bishop…You know, it's dinner time, and I absolutely ban the subject of potty at the dinner table, but thanks for the laughs anyway.
@Scalawag…The dissolution of the most dastardly plans is a beautiful thing.
@foutsc…I'm just so in touch my myself, aren't I?
Dr. Dave! I'm SO SO HAPPY! I just did a post about this, can you believe I have SWAG from the epic fail event. Isn't this wonderful. I would love to hear the yelling and screaming of obama falling flat on his ugly face, and moobacha, I think they lost because she dressed like a troll. I hope you have a great weekend, I'm still on cloud nine.
Baby got back! Now I know why MeShill wore that yellow dress…hee hee, perfect inclusion DD
BHO's plastic smile, which I call his "sh*t-eating grin" is getting on my nerves.
Big time.
He flashes that grin at the most inappropriate times, too.
Have you noticed that his ears wiggle when he breaks into that grin? Another irksome trait he's got.
You know, they say it is healthier if a woman gains weight in her butt/thighs (pear shape) than if she gains weight in her tummy only (apple). So we may deduce that her cholesterol/triglycerides are probably OK.
Love the vid!
Wow, look at the size of Mobama's butt. Jackie O? I don't think so.
Mobama's posterior aside, no one overseas takes this guy the least bit seriously. When the French think you're weak on the issues, there's an issue, a very, very deep issue.
Is that thing for real!?
Go GOP!
God Bless America!
-j-
Hah, you're a funny guy Dr Dave!
Man, that's a big ass. Did you photo shop that ?
@The_Kid…Nope. I think it's just the angle of the shot that accentuates her…ahem…worst side.
She could mount a horse bareback and it would look like the saddlebags were on.
obama certainly has his priorities all messed up, the world is going to hell faster than any of us thought and he's running after the olympics.
BAD FASHION ALERT:
Can't believe what I just saw. MO coming off Air Force One wearing another bad dress. This one looks like a huge tic tac toe board print! She looked enormous!!!! I think she is getting outright FAT!!! Life must be good in the White House kitchen these days! I wish she'd get counseling on what NOT TO WEAR if you are gaining weight!
I know Dr. Dave, this may upset your delicate balance, but I can't believe she could look in the mirror and still buy a horrible dress like that and the others. Does she not see herself on TV and think "WHOA"???? Could it have something to do with the Narcissistic Personality… she can't see herself as anything but wonderful????
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