Botox: A Worthy Friggin’ Health Care Tax
I’m up for this…IF it applies only to Democrats. For instance, John Kerry, (hideously) before…
Why the long face, John? I guess it got better (not so much) after this…
Naturally, there’s Obugger’s nemesis, The Bitch…
And, who could forget Joey? Before…
And…after…(umm, Joey…does this make you…um…a little sweet? I hope you don’t get a pedicure every week, too).
By the way…can anyone say “The Shining?”
And, of course, we must end with none other than The Wicked Witch of Congress. Before…
And…after…
I’m sorry, but I just don’t see the improvement.
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Bows to Saudi princes and Japanese emperors and Tampa mayors but NOT to Catholic popes, while ignoring the Dalai Lama. I assume, then, he reveres only government figures. No wonder he hasn't chosen a District of Criminals church yet; he thinks he lives in one.
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Ya know, in the right light, with the right makeup, and after 15 or 20 damn good drinks, Hillary looks pretty good… :/
red rum!
Pelosi's tolerance of botulism toxin makes Rasputin look like a wuss.
I would've said this was the craziest post I've ever seen, but I happened to visit Bad Friggin' Hair and changed my mind…LOL…entertaining stuff! Thanks for the laughs…
my eyes my eyes! lol
Dr. Dave, Ya have ta remember, the people at teh gubbermint have that "extra special" insurance that'll probably pay for all the extras. That, and they exempted themselves from the "pubrik option" that we'll all get in the end.
@ Texas Fred. Gotta be honest, I think that was perhaps the most disturbing thing I've ever read here. Unless you add, "on heroin," and "just released from a Turkish Prison."
I'm with Woman Honor Thyself. My EYES!
@TexasFred…I'm with Matt…that is possibly the most disturbing thing ever written here…and I write a lot of disturbing stuff.
@innominatus…The Shining is easily one of my favorite books of all time.
@K….Well Thanks! I (usually) have a lighter take on things. Thanks also for stopping by.
@Angel, @Opus #6…I know. I know. But…they make it so easy for me to mock their ugliness.
Glad to see you put the "just take the painkillers" quote in your sidebar. That one line may save us.
I agree with Opus #6 and WomanHonorThyself.
How could you do this to your loyal readers, Dr. Dave?
Your blog should have a federally approved eyewash station available. I'm calling OSHA!
BTW, where can I get a cool hair hat like Kerrey's? Unfortunately, I have bad friggin' hair…
@cbullitt…I still can't believe he said it.
@foutsc…You bring up a good point. I'll make it up to everyone with my next few posts.
Personally, I think San Fran Nan looked better before.
After re-reading it, yeah, now I'm a bit disturbed…
NEVER comment while drinking…
When it comes to the left, consider yourself lucky if there is even the illusion of improvement.
I think its where they are coming from that determines how they look. I my younger days the young Jane Fonda looked great(a girl of my dreams), but after the rice paddes of North Vietnam and the picture of Jane manning the anti-aircraft gun in the North–suddenly she looked different. Yes, I'm quite sure its not the face, but the words behind the face that turn us on or off!
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