Barack Obama’s Family Tree
It’s at times like this that you really begin to wonder about the mentality of your fellow country men.
Judging by the results of these two searches, that I have just done on Google UK, it looks like we have serious fucking problems here.
Nearly 14 million searches asking if Barack Obama is Dick Cheney’s cousin?
And if that wasn’t bad enough, look how many searches have been made in the UK to check if the half black messiah is related to George Bush.
395 million!
That’s three-hundred-ninety-five-fucking-million.
Do me a favour.
Don’t even think about reciprocating with similar searches on Gordon Brown. My head is already totally fucked by his policies. I don’t think I could handle what your moonbat, lardy ass liberals are searching for on our unelected, mono eyed retard of a Prime Mentalist.
G.O.T.
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Bows to Saudi princes and Japanese emperors and Tampa mayors but NOT to Catholic popes, while ignoring the Dalai Lama. I assume, then, he reveres only government figures. No wonder he hasn't chosen a District of Criminals church yet; he thinks he lives in one.
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good grief!..and the poor guy who put up a billboard is being harassed!..go figure my friend!
I don’t know if they are cousins, but I do recall in my youth, on those cold winter days, going out the back door to the huge wood pile in the back yard to get wood for fireplace. One had to be careful while digging among the stick because danger always lurked. The old wood pile held many surprises.
Ya know, now ya can’t say that *woodpile* thing, now it’s *An African-American in the lumber business*…
G.O.T., love your style. However, you forgot to ask if he were related to Osama Bin Laden (or is it Obama Bin Laden?).
Barack Obama is Jewish?!?!?
You really do have some tards over there.
You ain’t wrong there my friend.
You only have to look at our unelected Tard-in-Chief to see that we’re all doomed!
Cheers Woody!
I already had that relationship down as a given
Doc, I vote against the nested comments.
Good thing I didn’t give you admin access then.
Cbull, what is that avatar of yours.
It’s an early version of the Cloverfield monster.
Come out of nowhere…lay waste to everything…indestructible…kind of appealed to me.
Speaking of laying waste to things. I put up an AGW post an hour ago that’s had 400 hits already. More bad news for Captain Carbon. Bwuhahahaha.
Oh bloody hell, that’s a scream
I wonder about the mentality of people on the interwebs.
They should be searching if he’s related to osama bin laden.
or any other muzzie…answer, yes, there is a muzzie branch
of the family tree…heck it’s the whole trunk.
Actually – Bambi is related to both Cheney and Bush…and people wonder how they could be so alike.
Great one. Related to W??!?!? Considering that Obama can only speak a coherent sentence with the TOTUS, they may be on to something there!
I worry about Europe. It not just the cancer of political correctness that is eating it alive… It’s also the muslims who are nibbling away at her like millions of rats and termites…
The #1 hit on my blog for European visitors is the one linking to nude parties at Berlusconi’s villa.
God help us – makes you proud to be British!
I dunno, Spidey. A search for “Gordon Brown is” certainly turns up some dubious results.
Doesn’t it just, Spidey!
I can’t even hold on to the fact that ‘call-me-Dave’ is going to be any better now.
Oh,I know, let’s all move to the States. I hear that they’re gonna have an excellent Health Service and everything soon!
Oops, sorry SB, just my sense of humor
No problem, G.O.T. It seems we’re more than ready over here to follow Europe into hell. Socialist bastards (ours and yours). Where’s a guillotine when you need it?
Ah yes, now there’s a thing.
Talking of following, it won’t be long until we have the Euro replace Sterling if that Belgian Bun gets his way. Don’t worry though SB, I hear that ‘doing away with the Dollar’ was discussed in detail at the G20 conference in Scotland. No really!
I shan’t let you have the link as I don’t want to be responsible for your coronary
It is nice to see that, ‘barack obama is a bad president’, is leading the pack in the first screen though.
As for gordon, i was sure there would be hits on ‘is gordon brown a homo?’, but i couldn’t find any, so i promptly asked the question. Hopefully google will kick off that one.
Millions and millions of idiots out there…
Stupidity is a matter of nature and nurture. How these people even manage to use a computer is beyond me.
Um, yep, the O Messiah and Dick Cheney are distant relatives. Where have you been?
It’s all been verified. Look at FactCheck.org and check the other sources listed there.
Don’t think the libtards find it amusing though…and wish it would go away…’specially since it has also been verified that some of O’s ancestors were slave owners.
Um, next time it might help for you to read the post and realize the author was from the UK. After all, do you know how many glass eyes Gordon Brown has jammed into that hole in his face in his lifetime? It’s quite obvious if you’re a Brit. Where have you been?
You really are snarky, aren’t you? I like it!
Please note that what you posted is not the number of actual searches performed, but rather the number of page results related to the query that Google has in its UK index…one mil more pages than in the US index.
Snarky, and I’m a basterd (a misspelling I have to live with since “bastard” was taken with “snarky” when I came up with this handle on Twitter).
Maybe Google UK isn’t removing as many queries from its index as Google US is….
I bet those ancestors were on his fathers side, Savannah.
His father’s ancestors may have been slave owners, but I was referring to his mother’s side. Some were slave owners. None of his ancestor’s were American slaves, but it appears he likes that some believe he descended from slaves…if it helps his cause.
I thought he descended from God. Now I’m really confused.
That’s one strange tree. I’d like to see all of the birth certificates! I hope nobody’s watering that tree.
You know my standard response to that one: He can’t produce a birth certificate. He used it to roll a number and smoked it.
I looked up Obama’s family tree and all I found were nuts.
Wow, Grumpy, that’s… messed up.
Actually, though, I believe Cheney’s being a cousin of Obama’s is TRUE (they’re like 8th cousins or something equally distant, and on Obama’s mother’s side). I’m a very distant cousin of Dick Cheney (we’re 6th cousins), so I’m hoping this doesn’t make me related to Obama…
KEWL!!!