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At Feed Your ADHD, we shove Alinksky’s fifth rule — “ridicule is man’s most potent weapon” — so far up every liberal’s ass they’ll wish they were born conservative.

Bringing you news, commentary, and satire of a snarky sort with a snarky bite.

“Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim your product by tears, or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Money is made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?” — Ayn Rand

“The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.” — Margaret Thatcher

“Every invasion of the plain rights of the citizen has a lawyer behind it. If all lawyers were hanged tomorrow, and their bones sold to a mah jong factory, we’d all be freer and safer, and our taxes would be reduced by almost a half.” — H. L. Mencken

“In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile — and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together.” — Hunter S. Thompson

“Sharia allows for stoning adulterers. Many Muslims believe it’s from the Quran. It’s not in the Quran, a goat ate the revelation.” — Az Zaqqum Islamic Scholar to the Infidel

“If you had suspicions Obama was the Anti-Christ, put them out of your mind. Satan wouldn’t be such a fuck-up.” – Ace