The black SUV and Jim Treacher, via The Daily Caller
Now we have to watch out for black SUVs, too. Read more »

Nice. Monkey the Obama girl comment bitch stops by to lay down some invective and no one hears it because it’s been reduced to spam. Does it exist? Not if I flush it with all the other spammers. Who names themselves after a cold fish character on The Office … or an animal that jerks off in zoos, anyway? Read more »

It’s looking like 2012 will be an uphill battle for pResident Barack Obama. There’s even supposition that his own secretary of state may beat his ass for the nomination; hey, may the best man win.
I’m just here to help. Read more »

We must seem like ants to Him. Read more »

Let’s see if this one gets spread around the innerwebz as fact. Gotcha! I’m just playing off of JammieWearingFool’s goof on Zero’s Bowful first year, after we set the innerwebz on fire 10 days ago with some other strikingly hilarious photos of The One. Read more »

Moderation: a reasonable approach to gun reform for the United States of North America

By Candle
Hello, how are you? Much like yourself, I am also fine. Today I am writing this monumental essay on gun reform because I believe strongly that my words, if properly written, can make all the difference in the world. Read more »

That’s gotta be some kind of fucking record, hasn’t it? Check out this breakdown of LieBama’s State of the Union Speech . . . Read more »

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, psycho Ill Kim’s brother from another mother, is at it again, telling whoppers even bigger than SubZero would dare to declare. Read more »

You would think Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm) would be running out of “it’s not my fault”, Bush excuses by now… Did we elect Bart Simpson? Read more »

Please leave nature’s wildlife alone, Snarky Bastard!  Gaea provided “sharks” to the Earth for peaceful reasons, not to be jumped on or in any way hampered from their normal lives.  They live complex, mysterious existences deep beneath the oceans.  A world more strange and magical than the smartest so-called “humyn” could ever possibly understand.  And yet, people like you continue to torment them, destroy their habitat, and jump them

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“Rumours abound that Mobama is using her old skirts to start up a marquee hire business. The one in the picture recently seated 200 guests for a chimpanzee tea party!” Read more »

This year’s State of the Union was an event to not remember.   Chris Matthews, whose pasty white skin is whiter than a Tiger Woods hooker, reminded any of us who might have forgotten that Barrack Obama is, indeed, a black man.  This inspired me to compile a list of all the other things that our public figures may have forgotten at this historic event.
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BTW: Here’s the next miracle we need to work on, and fast — Patrick Hughes for Senate — so that the clowns below don’t stand a chance to make a sequel. Why, you ask? Because his opponent in the upcoming primary is one of the 8 asshole Republicans who helped Cap and Slave pass the House. Read more »

With fools like most of the people in this real video around, it’s no wonder SubZero got elected. h/T: teh Goomba Read more »

WTF?
Isn’t that like Toyota asking the engineer who created their faulty gas pedal … to design a new one?
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